2013 Golden Globes Predictions

2013 Golden Globes Predictions




It feels weird to say this as someone who is more often than not cranky about awards shows, but this is really one of the most exciting awards seasons in years – there’s a load of truly excellent films in the running, but more importantly, this is one of the most unpredictable races in years, with no massive The Artist-style front-runner making everything a foregone conclusion. Here’s a list of predictions for the Golden Globes, though keep in mind the general caveat that the Globes are far wackier than the Oscars in general and prone to major surprises:

Best Picture – Drama
“Argo” 50 %
“Django Unchained” 5%
“Life of Pi” 5%
Lincoln” 30%
“Zero Dark Thirty” 10%

Prediction: “Argo”
Lincoln is comfortably the favorite for Best Picture in the Oscars right now, but the Globes have a serious soft spot for Hollywood glorification – and what better example could there be than the movie where Hollywood literally saves lives?

Best Picture – Musical/Comedy
“The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” 15%
“Les Miserables” 30%
Moonrise Kingdom” 10%
Silver Linings Playbook” 40%
“Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” 5%

Prediction: Silver Linings Playbook
David O. Russell’s comedy is the most critically respected and Oscar-favored contender in this category, but “Les Miserables” (as much as it might be a disaster as a film) was an enormous international hit – and the Globes have a historical bias towards casts stacked with stars.

Best Actress – Drama
Marion Cotillard, “Rust and Bone” 20%
Jessica Chastain, “Zero Dark Thirty” 50%
Helen Mirren, “Hitchcock” 5%
Naomi Watts, “The Impossible” 20%
Rachel Weisz, “The Deep Blue Sea” 5%

Prediction: Jessica Chastain
Chastain and Watts are the only two here whose performances were also Oscar-nominated, and Chastain is coming off a hot streak of acclaimed but un-awarded performances, which more often that not translates to an acceptance speech (and the performance is also staggering).

Best Actor – Drama
Daniel Day-Lewis, “Lincoln” 50%
Richard Gere, “Arbitrage” 5%
John Hawkes, “The Sessions” 5%
Joaquin Phoenix, “The Master” 10%
Denzel Washington, “Flight” 30%

Prediction: Daniel Day-Lewis
Based on early critics group awards, Day-Lewis and Washington are the people to beat. Both have been nominated seven times – Washington has won twice and Day-Lewis once, but playing a revered figure in a crowd-pleaser (at least compared to “Flight”‘s knotty addiction drama) may even things out.

Best Actress – Comedy
Emily Blunt, “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” 10%
Jennifer Lawrence, “Silver Linings Playbook” 70%
Judi Dench, “Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” 5%
Maggie Smith, “Quartet” 5%
Meryl Streep, “Hope Springs” 10%

Prediction: Jennifer Lawrence
Lawrence is the only Oscar nominee here, and her performance has been thoroughly acclaimed and awarded already, so she’s nearly a lock. Though when it comes to anything related to awards, it’s never a good idea to completely count out Meryl Streep.

Best Actor – Comedy
Jack Black, “Bernie” 5%
Bradley Cooper, “Silver Linings Playbook,” 40%
Hugh Jackman, “Les Miserables” 40%
Ewan McGregor, “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” 10%
Bill Murray, “Hyde Park on Hudson” 5%

Prediction: Bradley Cooper
This is really a crap-shoot between Cooper and Jackman – both major stars that have yet to be given major awards, both acclaimed and Oscar-nominated for their performances, both in crowd-friendly roles. I’ll lean towards Cooper simply because the performance is better.

Best Animated Film
Brave” 25%
“Frankenweenie” 30%
“Wreck-it Ralph” 30%
“Rise of the Guardians” 10%
“Hotel Transylvania” 5%

Prediction: “Frankenweenie”
Another tough one – “Brave” and “Wreck-It Ralph” were the biggest hits and most acclaimed, but I’m going with “Frankenweenie” because Tim Burton is Hollywood royalty.

Best Foreign Film
“The Intouchables” 10%
“Amour” 70%
“A Royal Affair” 10%
“Rust and Bone” 5%
“Kon-Tiki” 5%

Prediction: “Amour”
“Amour” received shockingly strong support at the Oscars for a foreign film – awards voters really love this movie (and for good reason – it’s a masterpiece).

Best Supporting Actress
Anne Hathaway, “Les Miserables” 80%
Helen Hunt, “The Sessions” 5%
Amy Adams, “The Master” 5%
Sally Field, “Lincoln” 5%
Nicole Kidman, “The Paperboy” 5%

Prediction: Anne Hathaway
People were calling this a lock based on Hathaway’s singing in the trailer, and little that has happened since then would indicate otherwise.

Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, “Argo” 20%
Philip Seymour Hoffman, “The Master” 15%
Christoph Waltz, “Django Unchained” 15%
Leonardo DiCaprio, “Django Unchained” 30%
Tommy Lee Jones, “Lincoln” 20%

Prediction: Leonardo DiCaprio
This may be the toughest category of the night – any one of these actors winning seems perfectly plausible. Leaning towards DiCaprio here because of that Globes movie-star favoritism, but Jones as “Lincoln”‘s emotional core and Arkin as an affectionate tribute to cranky Hollywood producers both seem fairly likely as well.

Best Director
Ben Affleck, “Argo” 25%
Ang Lee, “Life of Pi” 5%
Steven Spielberg, “Lincoln” 35%
Quentin Tarantino, “Django Unchained” 10%
Kathryn Bigelow, “Zero Dark Thirty” 25%

Prediction: Steven Spielberg
I strongly suspect this year that Globes voters will find a way to award both Argo and Lincoln in these major categories. If Affleck does end up winning this, you might want to make a quick double-or-nothing switch to “Lincoln” for your Best Picture pick.



by Ace

It was a banner year for television, the best of which was as good as anything that hit the big screen this year. Will the Golden Globes see it that way? Anybody’s guess.

Breaking Bad
Boardwalk Empire
Downton Abbey
The Newsroom

Should win: Breaking Bad, in its best season so far. Will win: Downton Abbey. Should not win: The Newsroom. (Sometimes people do talk like the characters do in Aaron Sorkin dramas… but no one ever should talk like anyone does in an Aaron Sorkin drama.)
Wuz Robbed: Justified and Walking Dead.
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom
Jon Hamm, Mad Men

Should win: Bryan Cranston (Three words: Say My Name.) Will win: Jon Hamm (even though it was a weak year for Mad Men). Should not win: Jeff Daniels.
Wuz Robbed: Tim Olyphant in Justified.

Connie Britton, Nashville
Glenn Close, Damages
Claire Danes, Homeland
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife

Should win: Claire Danes in Homeland. Will win: Julianna Margulies in The Good Wife.

The Big Bang Theory
Modern Family

Should win: Girls (in a fairly weak field). If you can only watch one episode (and that will be plenty for those who fall outside the core demographic), watch the Judd Apatow episode, The Return. Will win: Modern Family (despite the fact that it’s seen better days).
Wuz Robbed: Louie (specifically, the “Ikea” episode).

Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Louis CK, Louie
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Should win: Matt LeBlanc. Nobody watches Showtime’s Episodes, but LeBlanc’s douchey turn on a post-Friends era Joey is actually very sharply observed, in the great tradition of actors playing douchey turns on themselves (see also, Ted Danson on Curb Your Enthusiasm). Will win: Alec Baldwin. Unless the twitter wars kill all the good will, it’s his last time at bat, and the HFP will likely want to send him out in style. Louis CK is a long shot in Louie — you watch it for the writing, not the acting.

Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Lena Dunham, Girls
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

Should win: Lena Dunham (a standard-bearer for a generation that fearlessly embraces how bad they are willing to make themselves look). Will win: Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tina Fey are both safe, conservative choices. Again, it’s Fey’s last time at-bat, but Louis-Dreyfus did go Farrelly Brothers.

Game Change
The Girl
Hatfields and McCoys
The Hour
Political Animals

A fifty-fifty split between Game Change (Julianne Moore was flawless as Sarah Palin, and the politics are HFP friendly) and Hatfields and McCoys, because HFP loves a Phenom.